Hoodie - "Everyone Please Stop Making Noise At Me" Graphic Hoodie

Soft, roomy, and quietly bold — this hooded sweatshirt carries a low-key sense of humor for anyone who prefers moments of calm over noise. The clean black-on-white print sits on the chest with a small graphic below, giving your outfit a minimalist, slightly sarcastic edge. Wear it on cool mornings with coffee in hand, while running quick errands, or curled up reading in a sunlit nook. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add structure, while the kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and phone close. It’s a comfortable layer that speaks in short sentences — for people who appreciate quiet comfort and a little wit.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and spacious kangaroo pocket
- Artwork printed straight into the fabric, so it won't crack, peel or fade
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes on responsibly sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean