Chronically Five Minutes Away Hoodie — Funny Chronic Illness Awareness Pullover

Lightweight warmth with a wink of attitude. This cozy hoodie wraps you in a soft, slightly structured fleece while a bold, slanted “CHRONICALLY FIVE MINUTES AWAY” graphic cuts across the chest in retro speed-lines. It reads like a personal motto—laid-back, late-to-everything, and entirely unapologetic. Wear it on slow mornings, rushed commutes, or while lounging with friends; the roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood make it easy to shrug off a hectic day and lean into comfort. The clean white background keeps the message front-and-center, while durable prints and optional embroidery give it a lived-in, long-lasting feel.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for cozy warmth and durability
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with kangaroo pocket
- Artwork printed straight into the fabric, so it won't crack, peel or fade
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes on responsibly sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean