• Everything Here Is Dying On Schedule Hoodie — Dark Botanical Humor Sweatshirt Everything Here Is Dying On Schedule Hoodie — Dark Botanical Humor Sweatshirt
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Everything Here Is Dying On Schedule Hoodie — Dark Botanical Humor Sweatshirt

$47.90
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This roomy, mid-weight hooded sweatshirt wraps you in quiet comfort while carrying a subtle, wry statement. The front panel shows a small, vintage-inspired botanical motif framed like an old label, with muted earth tones and the text “Everything Here Is Dying On Schedule.” It reads like a wink to people who appreciate dark humor, nature motifs, and slightly ironic design. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at late-night study sessions, or layered for chilly walks through town. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give the silhouette a clean, finished look while the kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and phone accessible. It’s the kind of hoodie that feels like a private joke between the wearer and the world—comfortable, honest, and quietly expressive.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight (8 oz) for warmth and a soft hand
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a smooth fit and reduced waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- Prints applied via DTF/DTG with optional embroidery placements (chest, wrists)
- OEKO-TEX dyes and compliance with standard safety/environmental requirements

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Everything Here Is Dying On Schedule Hoodie — Dark Botanical Humor Sweatshirt Everything Here Is Dying On Schedule Hoodie — Dark Botanical Humor Sweatshirt
Everything Here Is Dying On Schedule Hoodie — Dark Botanical Humor Sweatshirt
$47.90
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Wash & care instructions

MACHINE WASH COLD · GENTLE CYCLE
WASH WITH LIKE COLOURS · DO NOT BLEACH
TUMBLE DRY LOW OR LINE DRY
WARM IRON IF NEEDED · DO NOT DRY CLEAN

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BREATHABLE

Air-flow mesh weave

DURABLE

Reinforced stich

ECO-FRIENDLY

Recycled fibers

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- Oversized drop-shoulder fit — relaxed through body and sleeve - Heavyweight cotton — breathable, fully opaque, no cling - Ribbed crew neck that holds its shape wash after wash - Double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hems - Soft-hand DTG print — sits in the fabric, won't crack, peel or fade- Unisex sizing

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