{"product_id":"functioning-technically-t-shirt-funny-relatable-graphic-tee","title":"Functioning, Technically T-Shirt — Funny Relatable Graphic Tee","description":"Soft, everyday tee with a quiet sense of humor. The clean cream-on-white lettering reads “FUNCTIONING. TECHNICALLY.” in tall, minimalist type — a gentle, relatable statement for days when you’re showing up but running on low. Lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes softly and breathes easily, so the tee moves with you whether you’re curled up on the couch, running errands, or stretching into a slow morning. Subtle natural flecks in the unprocessed Natural color give the shirt an organic, lived-in feel. The straightforward design pairs seamlessly with jeans, joggers, or sleepwear, and the calm neutral palette keeps the look low-key and intentional.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt sits comfortably in everyday life: a quiet wardrobe nod for anyone who leans into honesty, dry humor, and casual comfort. It reads like a private joke with strangers — an easy conversation starter, a cozy layer for slow mornings, and a wearable reminder that doing a little is still doing enough.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaterials and construction speak to longevity: tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette, ribbed collar to hold its shape, shoulder tape to prevent stretching, and a tear-away label for extra comfort. The shirt is OEKO-TEX certified and made with ethically grown ring-spun cotton, so it feels responsible as well as soft.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for breathable, soft wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to resist stretching and retain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes on responsibly sourced cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":45376777322678,"sku":"92491201279316368410","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":45376777355446,"sku":"19735326684648825285","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":45376777388214,"sku":"99341579329067543860","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":45376777420982,"sku":"12754165937645456028","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":45376777453750,"sku":"17799711449706218535","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":45376777486518,"sku":"29095443796189751315","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":45376777519286,"sku":"53106105379500998084","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":45376777552054,"sku":"31650143028349439698","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":45376777584822,"sku":"19214738657397290134","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45376777617590,"sku":"61322153849377703915","price":24.55,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":45376777650358,"sku":"20169137342522283140","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":45376777683126,"sku":"25800582463880925332","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":45376777715894,"sku":"26532794355156212521","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45376777748662,"sku":"27588713754683852475","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":45376777781430,"sku":"33926345215733152710","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45376777814198,"sku":"26165341299481970623","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":45376777846966,"sku":"43587905852714713518","price":25.1,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45376777879734,"sku":"24013013558749570585","price":29.8,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":45376777912502,"sku":"19296961861195714267","price":29.8,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45376777945270,"sku":"15329567646030677479","price":29.8,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":45376777978038,"sku":"27010509029022876833","price":29.8,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45376778010806,"sku":"82680274663619383820","price":33.17,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/3399\/8006\/files\/1351411234556270723_2048.jpg?v=1787441579","url":"https:\/\/jackpati.com\/products\/functioning-technically-t-shirt-funny-relatable-graphic-tee","provider":"JP DESIGN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}